I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

Exactly. Subtext: “Even when opposed by all right-thinking people in our culture at large, and even when called out publicly by the media, he still stood firm in his refusal to admit he did anything wrong giving a traumatized child to a rapist”.

When I saw this post I immediately thought of a Post apocalyptic Stewie Griffin.

How to start your day like Mocena:

I don’t know about this. I feel like volunteering for a $400 voucher is better than sitting back and waiting for a 1% chance to get $1,200.

Except the In’n’Out secret menu, right? I mean, it is posted on their official website and there are buttons for the secret menu items when they’re taking your order. This is seriously stressing me out, because I generally defer to Pinkham in restaurant etiquette, but I also love my animal fries well done (extra…

I’m so glad I’ve finally stopped playing Fallout Shelter. It was a nice free thing, but I spent waaay too many hours playing it because I just wanted to do a “few addictive quests more” rather than actually enjoying it.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

Same here. I’m also #DownWithOPP

The only thing that haunts me about my husband’s ex-girlfriend is that he had to get circumcised after having sex with her because his foreskin tore.

Off-topic: Jezebel, I love you, but what the hell is going on at Gawker Headquarters? There needs to be a statement/apology for the David Geithner story. I feel dirty coming here now...

Having a bout of skepticism regarding this site’s social justice orientation as long as the blackmailing-and-outing Gawker story stays up, and Jez writers defend it. Do you defend it Ms Lodi, like your colleague N Vargas Cooper?

That’s kinda what I thought too, that Komen was super overrated?

“... and we’re going to take our country back ...”

Hey! Shoni! I live on the Umatilla Rez. People are very proud of her out here. And I grew up not to far from Warm Springs. As I die hard Beaver fan - I love Jacoby Ellsbury too.

“I can’t live inauthentically anymore,” Bailar said. “So do I give up my goal of being a great women’s swimmer to be a decent male swimmer at best? Yes. There is pride and glory in this path, too.” This is so unexpectedly mature in a 19 year old. I don’t know that many people twice his age with half as much self…

Recreating the Game of Thrones in the Vault. Have my Lannisters and Starks. Working on the other guys too. Each resource held by a House. Can I get dwellers to kill eachother??