Come on man, if you are agnostic you should get this... I can’t believe 8 other people agree with you.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

The Boston media is now crushed that they’ve been deprived of their opportunity to write several dozen articles each week about how greedy and unappreciative Chandler Jones is, and how cheap Bob Kraft is wasting Brady’s glory years by refusing to pay his players.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

That headline was one letter away from the next “Great Moments In Poop History.”