A male character gets backstory? Admission: I haven't watched season 2 yet.

Kim Jong Un is now officially the only person on the planet to have ever felt threatened by either James Franco or Seth Rogan.

Nothing about this is math. Damn click bait.

So I got Jaws.

I remember it being Pantera too.

I'm a native, I grew up in Rifle, and even that town isn't as redneck as you might suppose. It's true that Aspen, Vail, and Steamboat (to a lesser degree) are filled with "transplants and vacation homers", your comment leads me to believe you've never been to places like Carbondale, Glenwood Springs, Durango, or Fort…

Yep, totally redneck. Except for Denver/Boulder. Oh, and Steamboat Springs. And Durango. And the Vail Valley. And the Roaring Fork Valley, and Aspen. Wait, have you been to Colorado?

…or hippy jam band.

I think most natives are happy John Denver wasn't chosen to represent us. The transplants sing a different tune.

Cephalic Carnage is better than mediocre, but I don't see them cracking RIAA's top 250.

The Fray is a good representation of a long line of mediocre bands that Colorado has produced.