Point of clarification: abusive, drugged-out house husband.

GEMINI 8 STOLE THAT FROM MERCURY-ATLAS 9

Are we talking about the final scene of Killer Joe? Because I agree wholeheartedly.

Yes, thank you, I'm in desperate need of painkillers. My asshat doctor won't give me a script.

It sounds like you're running the risk of excess padding, stretching, straining, bloating, expansion and exhaustion.

Exactly how many times have you rewatched these so-called "hobbit films"?

I somewhat agree with regards to plot (i.e., getting from point A to B) but I generally hold dialogue in pretty high regard. Dialogue, and the performance of it, is a huge selling point for me. Richard Linklater's "Waking Life" is a perfect example of pure dialogue (and monologue) - there's virtually no plot to speak…

But a good storyteller isn't "following" a template or a set of rules, at least not explicitly. They're following their intuition about what makes a story interesting based on their understanding and experience with other stories (good and bad) that influenced their sensibility. This is what helps elevate a technical…

Linus could use some Rogaine, too.

Actually, Hannibal prefers to surgically remove all digested material from his gut to maintain the pristine condition of his colon.

A big part of why this interview is so fun for me is reading the words - I wonder if some of the humor would get glossed over with audio and video. My enjoyment came from savouring the use of phrases like "flabby arms", "Lightening Bolt", "golden robe", and "spray-painted "V"".

Put it this way:

TO-NY! TO-NY! TO-…NY!

Unfortunately, no.

Have I got a ponytale for you.

Well, it is El-P's tumblr. I saw this yesterday on Uproxx, so I guess it's an Internet free for all. Better call Stix.

I'm still not over this interview. I read it at work and did my best to stifle a 20-minute long laugh. I read it again at home that evening and let myself get overcome by the hilarity to the point of tears.

"Just like the prospect of someone flying commercial aircrafts into the World Trade Center wouldn’t have made any sense on September 9th."

"Laughing time is over."

As described for their "Mystery Time Supreme!" deluxe edition of Run the Jewels 2 (asking price is $50,000):