Yeah, not a lot of ownage happening, is there?

Just pretend it's all caps and call it ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER

You know, Hollywood.

Them's polite fightin' words!

How about a Choo-Choobacca riding a miniature train with an adorable engineer hat?

Someone has got to think about the Mendels, hon!

It can be two things.

What did you talk about during the other 79 minutes?

Ouch

*clears throat*

You can give a fuck about not giving a fuck.

I don't keep up with these things because I have minimal attraction to anyone who's +/- 5 years my own age - are we talking about physicality or personality?

I can be both things!

It's a concept rife with potential comedy gold. All six actors standing around with martinis saying "No, I'M James Bond."

Maybe he's just sitting around talking to himself and eating cans of Dinki-Di?

Unless Craig is playing the original Bond and all the rest were given the name in memoriam… maybe MI6 reconsidered allowing its agents to use their actual name in the field. In short, there's still room for an All-Star Bond movie.

That's a good point, I'm sufficiently convinced by your argument. Speaking of Bond, I'm just now recalling something I read last week (a flimsy theory) about Bond being a code name rather than a character. That is, each person who plays Bond is not playing the same character but rather a different person who assumes…

No worries, this is a strange time in your life and career.

Even if that includes Mel starring as Christ getting flogged again in The Passion of the Christ 2: Passion Harder?

Maybe they could have arranged for Andy Serkis to play Mel Gibson playing Mad Max.