WTF is this?

Needs moar JLO fans

That's a very colorful description. I just about lost it when I read it. However, it seems a lot of Jalops disagree with you on that. Doesn't sound as shitty as most four pots, though.

My buddy was going to build one. I asked his girlfriend why he hadn't started work on it yet, and she said she'd put the stop to it. To which I replied "do you hate America?"

I think the NA Miata makes a pretty good noise for a modern, cheap four-cylinder. It has a throaty exhaust that's a nice departure from the stereotypical warble of other modern four pots. I've driven a stock NC Miata, and it didn't make anywhere near as pleasing a noise as my NA, IMO. There are also some people out…

I am very, very thankful for my own Miata.

Wow, that's a pretty good set there. I didn't know they still made great cars.

After months and months of searching, I finally found my Stratos Hot Wheels car the other day. I was so, so, so happy, I was almost moved to tears. Then, I realized I'm 23 and that I still have some serious issues.

Try 11 mpg, bald tires, and broken self-leveling suspension that runs the battery down.

556 hp is hard to pass-up for that money.

No, it actually did only make that much horsepower, at least in U.S. trim. I found it somewhere. It likely made more power in JDM land, which I guess is where this one is from.

No one thinks in terms of "D" and "E" segment. There are two sedans, both are rear-wheel-drive, both have a V8.

It makes perfect sense. They're both rear-wheel drive V8 sedans. The whole "segment" thing is utter BS used by marketers to try and simplify a very complicated market so that they don't go insane. If the 5 series and the A8 had price ranges which overlapped, then people would necessarily be comparing them.

I guess it only did make 132 hp.

You mean, you think it's a typo and it actually developed 182 HP?

How about TrueCar's "I'm a woman and I know nothing" campaign? That was unbelievable.

This would be a logical addition to the Mazda collection I hope to one day amass.

"I could have a CTS-V for that kind of money (albeit towards the higher end of that $50,000 to $70,000 range), but instead I'll buy this Kia." Said no one ever.

In Forza 4, you could change the skin of the replay driver to The Stig