Seriously, this is creepy as shit to be like, “Imma just regard 14 year old girls like 17 year olds instead. Cause I feel like I can justify that.” A 14 year old WOMAN? Just fucking stop.

Um, no.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Hey he is just stating THE FACTS. Show me the horse that directed that movie! SHOW ME.

Rita Ora and Travis Barker are dating. Good for all of us. [Us Weekly]

Agree on all points but also

lol, yes, it’s exactly the same thing, this is a perfect comparison.

Right? There is something about a woman that loves giving a blowjob, that almost needs to give a blowjob on the reg, that can’t be faked. I’ve dated 3-4 women like that, and whatever the issue was that end that particular relationship, they are the ones I remember most viscerally. I’m looking for more (well, one more,…