Oh, man. Some days I do this at work because, whatever, it's 3:00 pm and I can't deal with my hair anymore. Inevitably, someone says, "Your hair looks so nice! How'd you get that fancy updo?" Um, this is what curly hair looks like in a ponytail, but go ahead, tell me more about how fabulous it looks!

So jealous of the hair I don't have. My baby-fine hair doesn't look good ever after being slept on. I wake up and look like I've been sleeping on the street, all matted and greasy.

I prefer to think of my bedtime hairdo as the "Sideshow Bob".

I am team scrunchie. #sorrynotsorry

The scrunchie never went out. You've always been able to buy them in any drugstore ever since the 90s started. And for fucksake, it's just a hair-elastic. It functions. Why all the pearl-clutching?

Billy Bob has this uncanny ability to humanize the ugliest parts of human nature. I respect him for never apologizing or pretending that his characters are actually decent people underneath it all. He just presents the messy truth, which can be intimidating.

By all means, zero in on that in absence of the rest of the article.

"Have I told you the one about my penis? Oh, never mind, it's too long,"

She looks like Aniston to me.

slander and libel laws are different in the US and the UK.

Watched the video - looked carefully at the photos - lemme ask this - if She is doing Heroin - why are Her eyes not pinned like when ANYBODY does any large amount of Opiate ?

I'd watch 16 minutes of Angelina walking around her apartment and talking on her phone before I ever watched Tomb Raider. Does this video have anything to do with heroin besides the fact that it's allegedly shot by her alleged drug dealer?

Actually, Whoopi, the giant neon pink gorilla in the room is the fact that Sherri is trying to shirk her responsibility for a child she contracted to have through a surrogate with her soon to be ex-husband, as though it were an entree she decided to send back to the kitchen when she realized that she didn't want to…

But what if I listen to rap-> No

Maybe we should start handing out a flow chart: Should I Use the N-Word -> Are You Black? -> No -> Then NO. -> B-but... -> I SAID NO.

He gives his version of what triggered the tirade in the tirade itself. The only thing that's missing is the woman's side of the story, which I suspect would be rather different.

Here I was thinking that the original pic would be a tourist type shot, and maybe she was half in frame in the background. I wasn't really expecting full on creep shots, and if I were her I would have lost my shit too, she is clearly the object of attention in the photo.

I don't care what the law says, in my book, if you fuck someone under 18, you're fucking a kid.

So. She "got in the frame" of a picture he was taking of... The sidewalk? The support beams? The side of that coffee wagon? What? Is there something behind her? She's pretty slim. Is it Olive Oyl standing behind her?