I like to think that the director and producers went to the artists to tell them that they had to change the design, only for all of them to look at them with eyes of disdain that screamed “we fucking told you!”

“There is no intention of whitewashing. We accept that we are not sensitive enough and will pay more attention to diversity issues in the future.”

They’ve got this all wrong. Clearly you base off of knows, not esitmates. Let’s see...

What does this novel branch of math say about Link’s peen-size then...?

Are we doing this? Because if we’re doing this then we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room:

But I think the real question we’re all asking is how many flaccid penises tall is Bowser? Everything in the Mushroom Kingdom needs to be measured in terms of Luigi’s junk.

Mornington Crescent.

ancient version of Microsoft’s operating system

Do the Mansion House to Cannon Street tube challenge.