I’ve been researching for like half an hour, and can’t find a single car that has every feature you want for the price you want. The best candidates I can find are the Prius Prime, Honda Clarity, and Chevy Volt, if you’re willing to forgo the sunroof and a/c seats.

Am I the only one who looked at the front end of the car and thought that each headlight had 3 timeouts remaining?

If I can ever Minority Report 2: The Reportening made, this could work.

“yo man check this out.. I get $10 for cars, i get $20 for limos... What the hell is this???” Chris Rock had one line and the delivery was perfect...

BTW—- when you’re running your heater on full blast, given your name, do you find people (and animals) running after your car?

“Tesla claims its drive train has “fewer than 20" moving parts.”  Hell, my 2000 Durango often had ZERO moving parts.

I think it’s rude to make your tricks sit in the driveway. 

Hey bum Torchinsky, the hurricane isn’t hitting the Carolinas, it’s hitting Alabama! Failing Jalopnik probably staged the Jeep in the ocean too! ANOTHER Chinese car that can’t surf. SAD!

My father is in private equity and most of the guys in his firm have F150 platinums or Sierra Denalis. My dad has the baby-truck with his Canyon Denali. All of them swap them out like underwear- once they hit 60k its all used up and time for a new one.

My regular passengers drive lifted Shelby and Roush-tuned Ford pickups. There’s also a smattering of Ford Raptors

The CT6 is HUGE, 204 inches long. I’m still getting used to it after coming from small cars like the Volt and ELR. It is a boat, but I like it.

Looks like a delorian and a lite-bright had a child.

I’m always so confused when I pass somebody with a TomTom or Garmin suction cupped to their windshield. Google maps and / or Waze are always up to date, free, and show road incidents (cops). 

Burgundy Velour - sounds like a stripper that can’t get shows anymore. Kind of like this faded truck interior. CP.

Exactly. Everyone thinks they’re a great driver and someone (and now something) else is the problem.

Way to go Grandpa. Smart dude there.

I lost my keys to my grandpa’s car on top of a mountain while snowboarding. There was no way in hell that I’d ever find them. Luckily he had one of those magnet keys lodged in the gas cap. 

“PEBCAK” was invented for situations like this.

Yes, I forgot about the night vision and dashcam.

I've got about a 36 mile round trip commute. Volts are nice but not THAT nice so it's nice there is another option.