Here we see a libertarian in the making... removing his Edgar suit!

Meticulously maintained - except for the hard stuff or anything that would require tools and/or getting dirty hands. 

British Columbia is sort of the Florida of Canada, I mean, mild(ish) climate and lots of old people move there.

That’s actually how Canadian property ownership works.

Here’s a pic of David Tracy driving a Cherokee down a country road at night:

I’m tired of all the bitching about headlights these days. Fucking pampered Millennials have never been in an XJ with factory sealed beams and the shittiest switch known to man that dropped voltage down to about 11.5 at the lights. Kids these days have never had the privilege of driving a JA platform cloud car.

Paddle shifters on traditional automatics and CVTs.  Just stop.  

Neutral: To support it’s entire weight on the roof. It’s a great feature that should be implemented if possible, but how many cars accidents actually produce a rollover? Better visibility seems like a great safety feature, and saves money on structural metals and reverse camera tech.

Have you bought a new car lately? Is there one feature your new car has that is entirely useless to you?

“‘California gas,’ which I think was also a Herb Albert album.” Nice to have you back from vacation!

I really wanted to like this one, however too many red flags at a high price. First is the Salvage Title. For me, rebuilding one of these for your own use is fine, just don’t expect to make much on it when you sell it.

we’re trying to get away from our minivans.

https://support.google.com/maps/thread/2292860?hl=en

So, you’re saying this is a TPS report?  

I think you underestimate the number of people with more money than taste who are easily amused by burnouts and donuts.

Ah ok. I had melded the Challenger and the Charger together in my mind.

Agree with Raphael here. If I had $200K to burn on a car, my first thought would be the RS200:

My buddy Christian as a grey GT3 and he lete me drive it whenever I like, even at the track.  In return he gets to drive my 1998 Mark VIII with 200K miles.

Don’t tell the Audi Guys about Panteras! I still have DiTomaso dreams of my own.

You don’t need to spend 200k to get something faster than an RS7.