“They don’t make them like they used to”

Recall repair 1: Dangerous and with proven injuries.

3rd: Ahh, good. I’m sure they’ve packaged that with legally requiring manufacturers and dealers to perform recalls timely, too?

Stopping to help someone with a Yugo who has broken down would be like stopping to help someone with a Hummer H2 who has run out of gas.

I can’t trust myself to carry pictures of that magnificent steed. I’d never get any work done. 

Its fine. So long as you keep the program on afterwards and seed more Pontiacs

Those, sir, have laces. We all know the Buick crowd prefers the Velcro.

J-vin Toyotas are the most reliable things on the road. And all 4 Runners are Made In Japan.

More stringent vehicle roll over test requirements added a bunch of weight to vehicles. Offset frontal impact tests added even more.

Correlation isn’t causation. The growth in SUV sales also increases with the adaptation of smart phones that drivers just can’t seem to put down.

If you want to destroy SUVs, you:

I lived in Florida for most of my childhood. I trust a computer over seeing an ‘89 Buick, a few knuckles on the wheel, and some blue hair coming in my direction.

Having just spent two days in the Orlando area, I can definitely say that AVs won’t drive any worse that the mouthbreathers already filling up the state’s roads.

The potential for the cars to roll away is due to the bushings that are part of the connection between the gear shifter and the gearbox, which, the documents say, “may detach.”

You know,

Neutral: Like many climate change issues, I think this is less about individual usage and more about corporations. You know what would help, just, a ton? Trains. The US used to have a complex shipping network across virtually all of the country, but that was replaced by a trucking network in the 1950s thanks to…

100% all I cared about was Android auto. He wanted to show me how to program radio presets/gave me the shpeal about sirius. I was like nope, my favorite Sirius channel is 0. Lol he goes what’s that. I go the silent channel.

This is mostly what came to mind for me. Good thing a Versa wasn’t involved.

OMG! THIS!

Manual? They buy automatics and just glance to make sure they are in the D, R, or P position.