Took me a second but the only thing that could make that better is if it was a Ford truck. Incredible work.

There’s a hybrid 4 banger coming.

Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

I advise you to do some research on all of the C, S, SL, Sprinter, and M-classes of Benz that didn’t have an AMG-built engine from that era. This was the most toxic merger in the modern automotive era for all parties involved.

I swab a paste of zero carb Red Bull and crushed cvs brand caffeine pills on my gums every 45 minutes and when I can hear colors, I stop

1 so far, looking like the 2nd needs a rebuild now too

1) The best time was when I had a friend in the passenger seat at a drive through and he asked why my car sounded like a truck, second best was when a coworker heard me leaving and said “what did you do to that car and how does it sound like that”

1 at 68k under warranty, the rebuild is starting is starting to fail now at 131k. Might get another 10k out of it before it goes pop, but I’m selling it soon.

All the stateys in MA drive Explorers so people just think I’m an old man or a taxi driver

I daily an 09 Impala SS, have put 80k on in two years. AMA about these

An IROC with an LS2, 6060, T-tops, C5 Z06 wheels, and a 500 watt stereo is pretty much my dream car. Black with red accents, red mouse fur interior. If I had one, I’d probably say “bitchin” a lot more.

The whole car was full of doritos, but I’ve never noticed that and now I can’t unsee it.

Sick brah, is that a Denso 120amp?

SN95 Mustang GT/Cobra and 4th gen F-bodies. Finding clean ones are tough and WS6 Trans Ams are already unobtainium with delusional asking prices.

It’s got the looks and name of a generic luxury car in Grand Theft Auto. Looks comfy inside though.

The (factory mint condition) S10/Sonoma with a 2.2L and a 4 speed auto is the official truck of 85+ year old guys that wear their Navy ship’s hat with their finest short sleeve plaid shirt to the grocery store.

Don’t quote me on this but I think the 2.2 in the S10/Blazer used a different head design, some type of Vortec, that favored grunt over top end revs. I know what you mean though, we used to have a few of them as delivery trucks. Absolutely gutless when loaded up with 360 quarts of oil in the bed, but they rode nice…

I put ~100,000 miles on a cavalier in 3 years in college. List of things that broke:

To be fair, trusting a 24 year old with an Aventador is like trusting a toddler with an AK

*hedge