Ever miss working in a nice, air conditioned R&D facility designing systems for new, rust free vehicles, on a computer, for a steady and relatively stress-free way of life?

Liberty Mutual tried to rake me over the coals for $2400/year on a 9 year old Impala with 130,000 miles, kinda near Boston, perfect record. Geico quoted half of that once I got the notice and I almost cried tears of happiness.

You drive hard bargain. $30,995 it is. No floor mats included.

$31,000 if typical used STI prices are anything to go by

“ The engine will be a “hot vee,” another first for Cadillac and GM as a whole.”

cam-in-block pushrods motors don’t have room to have 4 pushrods per cylinder. All pushrod motors that I know of are (solely?) using 2 pushrods connected to rocker arms that actuate the valvesprings/valves (1 for intake, 1 for exhaust) from within the V of the motor.

As my yearly average mileage has broken 30,000 over the last 12 months, a new Prius is becoming outrageously appealing. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

But muh ecoboosts, Merge! And muh hybrid Wranglers!

That’s gotta be the cleanest 188,000 mile vehicle I’ve ever seen. And it’s a Bronco? 8 grand is a steal for this.

It works with the Chevy trucks’ designs pushing people to GMC.

The seats look like microwaved bacon on the edges, yeeeesh.

The golf ball can stay, that steering wheel is heinous and has to go.

Are you hungry? Are you not driving? Do you own a vacuum and a roll of paper towels?

You’re getting hung up on the intent behind the word “illegal,” I think.

Wait a minute, what the fuck does that even mean? Am I not allowed to call someone from Canada a “Canadian” because that’s an adjective too? And I can’t call someone from Cuba a “Cuban” because that’s an adjective for people and may also confuse them with a sandwich made of pork, pickles, and mustard?

craigslist “TLC” means “trunk load of cash”

I’ll bet that interior smells like leather-bound books and rich mahogany. Probably a healthy hint of cigars. I must have it.

No diesel love for the Malibu right now.

Betcha the fact that everyone around here seems to enjoy the pictures of girls in bikinis posed in front of cars as a “prize” for whatever the COTD is was starting to chap the asses of some of the higher ups

I’d be shocked if you put a Pentastar and an 8 speed ZF behind it in a Grand Wagoneer if you couldn’t pull at least 16mpg combined. Shitty, but a 60% increase.