So it’s not just me that wants to strangle whoever designed that godforsaken spring? I thought I was an idiot and doing it incorrectly on my old Cavalier. Feature, not flaw.

Ask Kyle Busch how well that worked out when he got popped at 128mph in a demo LFA in a 30 zone

That generation of Galant is strikingly similar to an 8th generation Chevy Impala in looks. It’s really a Japanese Impala.

What kind of snow tires did you put on the E55 and where did you get them? When I was in the market between an E55 and my Impala SS, the E55 tire choices were few and far between as far as factory sized snows go. I guess I could have thrown some regular E-class wheels on it now that I think of it, but still.

it’s called cease-fire injection for a reason

That’s the most well-spoken man named “Jethro” I’ve ever seen.

I think LensCrafters is having one of those semi-annual sales at the moment. You should go check it out.

Godspeed you glorious, dumb bastard. Also, put a ring on it while you still have the chance.

this is a specialized kind of angry. possibly a continental record.

Worst job I ever had. I made it 6 months before I couldn’t take another day of being screamed at for 10 hours, encouraged to basically steal from people, and making less per hour than when I was a barback in college. Working in the auto industry, outside of engineering and racing, blows as a whole.

Is V8 Utes to V8 Supercars what the Camping World Truck Series is to the Sprint Cup in Nascar?

Why? They’re cheap, disposable, and laughably pathetic in stock form.

Looks like he took away some pesky iron and aluminum buildup too. Good job, nitrogen & oxygen!

The fact that that story is hosted on the Agricultural School of Auburn’s website should come as a shock to exactly nobody. God bless the rednecks with engineering knowledge and thick wallets.

9-10k I’m in, 12.9k is a bit too rich for my tastes.

Can confirm. He got me at 89 in a 65, 2012 Cruze 1.4. Hertz rental special in rental car gold. Thanks to rental car powers, got off without a speeding ticket.

Word of caution, I was researching G8's and GTO’s and insurance can be pretty shocking on them due to body panel availability. Most panels are either in Australia or made of unobtainium. Mechanically, they’re GMs with an LS. Rock solid and easily fixable.

Permatex gasket maker has a flavor all its own too. Unsurprisingly, copper anti-seize tastes like old pennies.

The Accord Crosstour wants a word with you about polarizing looks.

He’s gonna be flying a cargo heli full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong when he’s done in jail