sammyjay
sammyjay
sammyjay

Better than being arrested and labeled a registered sex offender for reckless helicoptering in a school zone.

3,300 rounds per minute. no typo.

Does it have the Bose Panaray sound system? If so, does it live up to the hype?

Will blog 4 press cars, can supply donuts once car is acquired

Buying a tool & die factory isn't, but buying SolarCity for nearly $5B when all is said and done is

>wants to lower average age of Corvette buyers

The wunderwagen Model 3 hasn’t begun production and full-scale prototyping yet because the lynchpin state-of-the-art factory is an 88% unfinished warehouse in the middle of the Nevada desert on a massive slab of I.O.U.’s and thousand dollar coins thrown in a wishing well by their customers that the car will

Guy’s Canadian summer home’s town, where Moose Juice replaces the Donkey Sauce and everything gets burned to shit because Guy doesn’t know there’s a difference between Celsius and Fahrenheit

Fifth wheels put the weight directly over the rear axle and attach straight to the frame in multiple anchor points. It’s more secure and is a hell of a lot easier to maneuver, plus it spreads the load of the trailer more evenly over the entire truck frame instead of the single ball/Pintle hitch mount

So with a super conservative tune and an intake and you’ve got 1,000 lb-ft. Hell of a taffy puller, Ford.

“First fucking *setance*”

Some states (like MA) require proof of insurance before you can get plates. If he expected to drive it off the lot on June 1, he’d have to have insurance that was valid at 12:00:01AM on June 1.

Enzo of Theseus right there

An 80's or 90's Tacoma from Rhode Island with the nature-made Swiss cheese frame and body panels after 20+ years of salt spray is worth more as insurance fraud than a trail rig.

Curiously, my 2000 shares of SLNN are up 50% today to a total of $.60. See you chumps at the bank!

But make sure you’re recording!

I’ve seen Toyota Tacomas in worse cosmetic and mechanical shape on the Providence craigslist going for $7500+, place is bizzaro world

“hold my beer” is a close second

Looks like a 300ZX crossbred with the VW W12 Nardo concept, then had the tail clipped.