On a car I care about/own? NAPA or GTFO. Parts are the highest quality replacement parts outside of OEM/specialty internet (sometimes they actually carry OEM parts.) The prices are higher than VatoZone or O’Reilly’s, and the people that work there are by and large the most actually knowledgeable about what a part…

Shitload of shelving, computerized inventory control system, a loading dock, and a bunch of guys at the counter making $10/hr with a ringleader making $15/hr. Not exactly rocket surgery.

OTC after hours trading has SLNN listed at $.0005/share. It’s worth 1/20th of a pretty penny. There are 450.56M shares of common stock outstanding, putting their total equity value at $230,280; this is approximately $15,000 less than the MSRP of one of their fully optioned Model S’s LOL

Ohhh, I went to school for 4 years for corporate finance & financial analysis and have been intensely studying cars for as long as I could read. This is some straight up erotica for me, as the 10K shows all or the SEC beats you down like a red headed whack a mole.

If there’s any interest, Mr. Ballaban, give me an hour…

Something like this?

Maldonado = Patrick George

I was going to say that a drive from Providence to NYC hardly sounds like a road trip, but in one of these shitboxes, it must have been like riding on the Oregon Trail in an oxcart.

“Benjamin Franklin landed on Plymouth Rock and declared independence from Europe”

oh this is gonna be good

Brake cooling duct, most likely

What part of “looked at the supercharged Hellcat, and decided it wasn’t good enough, so they added twin turbochargers as well” did you misinterpret? Or has my sarcasm-detecting been lost to my throbbing erection in the glory of this monster?

Standard issue license plate with all new Hellcat X registrations.

KIDS’ SEATS ARE STILL JUST TEN BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With enough traction and enough torque, anything is possible.

Next Tesla Roadster “gear shifter” column early patent drawings.

I have this poster above my bed. I don’t know how to ride, but I want to so that I can one day attempt to cling to life on one of these 999’s.

Ask me why I ended up with a pulled muscle in my lower back and how I know what the part numbers for wheel studs and bolts for my last 3 cars are.

Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Bullshit, those are 100% Dodge/Ram buyers. I’ve never met a Dodge/Ram truck driver that wasn’t an asshole.

Kaptain Insano shows no mercy