I’m not convinced that this is an actual insurance company. Does anyone have firsthand experience with The General?

This might be acceptable if it was to be a drift car or some other nonsense, but I can’t put $6.2k worth of fate into this shitbox. Aluminum dash, automatic, Autozone stick on letters, yellow painted “cage” & homemade engine swap, and no-name aftermarket wheels...

His name is MTY19855, not Ferruccio Lamborghini

Ahh good ol’ 44. Doesn’t matter if it’s 3AM or 6PM rush hour, you’re never going to go faster than 55 because of the traffic (east of Middleboro)

I’ve seen radial tires on U-Haul trailers before. Nobody obeys the 55mph limit on those, so I can only imagine what a blowout at 95mph with an overloaded trailer pulled by a Hyundai would look like.

At work all day. There’s a 2012 Mini Cooper S w/ 47k sitting on the lot 100 feet away for ~$14k. Thing’s loaded with leather,dual sunroof, satellite radio, 6 speed, Weathertech mats, etc. What do you guys think?

A transverse mounted 4 banger hybrid powering the front wheels swapped into a longitudinal engine bay designed for a turbodiesel powering all 4 wheels through portal axles and a reduction transfer case. Sounds doable in a weekend with some harbor freight tools.

Yes. You wear down the rotors so much that they begin to exaggerate the effects of the cooling fins, while also giving you an auditory clue that they’re working.

Those are called lawnmowers

The Ghibli is the perfect car for the 6th round draft pick professional athlete. The guy that says “yeah I play for the Pigskins and drive a Maserati” without anyone else knowing he’s a 4th string long snapper that drives the entry-level brand that the wide receivers lease.

Rowan Atkinson’s repair bill for his McLaren was over $1.2 million the last time, wasn’t it? 990,000 British Pounds. I don’t know how much his first accident was either.

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Any company that decides to absorb Jeep. Jeep is the parasite that keeps its host alive for just a little bit too long, just past the point of legally being considered carrion.

Fuck you. You probably stole my spot.

Soooo this about as open-and-shut case of vandalism on the part of Johnny Parkslikeadick as can be, complete with admission of guilt, photographic evidence, and his phone number on file, right?

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I want to see a Cruze SS with an LS3. And an LT1. And an LS9. And a 572R. Only because I think the world needs more Novas.

Sorry, we’re too busy doing 90 in the right lane on the pike to give a shit

I’m a “millennial” that works for Chevy. I had an easier time memorizing the Greek alphabet in upper and lowercase in a frat house basement 6 hours before initiation than I did trying to translate this #newness.