Fifth Gear did a review on it, if I remember correctly Tiff said it was very good for the weight it has to throw around

Bring back tobacco sponsors. I'd provide my favorite examples, but ya know...

I would imagine Jaguar/Land Rover would be a very fitting parent company for Aston.

Better than Ford at least, because, you know, Anglo

Get with the program, grandpa, these wheels are here to stay.

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Buick GNX. Yes, there were the Grand National and the Regal T-type, but the GNX was next level badass at the time.

(insert McLaren-tuned turbo V6 here)

GMC Syclone/Typhoon. OG muscle truck (with the exception of the Lil' Red Express)

(insert out-accelerating Ferrari's and monstrous launches here)

No no no, when the planetary gears spin counterclockwise, the reciprocating dingle arm begins to ratchet up the dihedral flex coupling, acting as sort of torque converter to propel the Model SsixFourteen'92 to hyperdrive. And then VTEC kicks in, yo.

That engine did not sound like it enjoyed the experience. The guy with his junk in the exhaust pipes did, however.

Not that he doesn't have a sweet first name, but Sam Hubinette used to Formula D a Viper...

"safecracking" is a thing? Wouldn't attempted breaking and entering be the same thing?

With its cramped back seats, the Aston Martin Rapide S probably does the worst job as a sedan than anything on this list, but arguably the classiest. Good looks and a roaring V12 make for a winning combination.

Mine looks just like this, except in Imperial units. It's pretty idiot-proof when it comes to legibility.

That digital readout looks like a Ti-83. I though the Japanese ditched that style 25 years ago, even my Cavalier has a backlit digital speedo

My (repressed) inner GM fanboi is seriously irked by the thought of that

Let's see it

If the Pussy Wagon can be legally driven on the streets, why not?!

You can't make a twin turbo, V8, AWD pencil sharpener and turn a profit at $45

"And if they wanted a Blingy McBlingerson vehicle, what exactly is wrong with an Escalade?"

Doesn't have a three-pointed star on it

Horacio Pagani Lamborghini'd Lamborghini.

L: Enzo, your road cars are terrible.
F: So? They're only there to fund the race cars anyway.
L: Screw you old man, I'm building my own supercars!

I absolutely HATE my 04 Cavalier. If I wasn't such a stuck-up asshole about preventative maintenance...yeah it'd still be running. It's a shame the previous owner's dash cracked not once, not twice, but third time's the charm in the Florida heat. It looks like microwaved bacon now, the HVAC vent on the passenger side…

Rented a Cruze last year. Fastest car I've ever driven, hands down. Also, the only 4 cylinder without an EVO or STi badge to ever get less than 10mpg.

A half hour