Screw Warthogs, who doesn't wanna pilot a Ghost?

Murcielago = bat in Spanish as well, further proving that a black Murcielago is, in fact, the Batmobile

Murcielago = bat in Spanish as well, further proving that a black Murcielago is, in fact, the Batmobile

Thought my friend's fast pass would work in my car going across the NH border on a ski trip. Toll was $1.

Was mailed a ticket for $2 from the State of New Hampshire two weeks later.

Wish I had known that when I got ticketed for my inspection ticket being inspired...on December 1st. Overnight. Expired end of November..bastards.

Adjustable air suspension helps, but most common vans are tuned for passenger loads and/or empty loads. It's a dicey way to try to please everyone, throw in a curb weight of well over 2 tons, 18"+ wheels, and a tall beltline, and you can start to see how difficult it just may be.

Dude, they're 17 foot long, front wheel drive, economy-minded vans built to haul 7 people and trash barrels and a Christmas tree to grandma's house in east buttfuck. Nobody buys a minivan to go fast, whether in a straight line or to take corners.

Is the American one owned by/shares a platform with the Italian?

I'll take "Top 10 Worst Photoshopped Cars" for $500, Alex.

Toby Keith and Brantley Gilbert concerts are breeding grounds for brodozers. Would know, been to 4 this summer. So far.

I always refer to that color as mustard, it sounds nicer than "dysentery beige"...

I think you loosed the spelling b in middle school

Yes

Chicken tax?

It isn't?

Fuckin sweet decnals

Fuckin sweet decnals

If they did, looks like they beat them at their own game too

Most of these are decent suggestions if you got paid $14/hour since you were 14, have daddy pay for your insurance, and have more Craftsman tools than your local Sears. A fucking Porsche? Are you serious? What else are you going to drive while you're fixing a 944? Maybe a "fun" father/son/daughter bonding project…

I second your sentiments!