Or pour off most of the grease and deglaze with a cup of leftover black coffee. Scrape, boil a second, and you’ve made red eye gravy! Granted, it's really best made after frying some country ham, but it's still salty, thin, and delish for pouring over biscuits and eating them with a fork.

Um, some of us shave too. Rendering most AM glop routines moot.

Um, some of us shave too. Rendering most AM glop routines moot.

Please add a link to anti suicide support phone lines. That should be automatic on every story about suicide. Period.

Oh please fuck off. Your argument presupposes that by not arming and training students to face death at every second we are “softening” them and providing them a disservice. Wrong. 

I’m happy that Trinity’s foolishness was not rewarded. It wasn’t even really that well executed. I appreciate camp, but that was not it. Longer tits swinging round like a record might have been somewhat thoughtful (and made it relevant), but instead it seemed like foolishness for the sake of foolishness. Like a middle…