Hulk who? I tried to look him up on WWE.com and nothing showed up.

Wait, none of these next week?!?

In 1987 I saw U2 at Giants stadium on the tour for Joshua Tree. In the middle of “Pride in the name of love” he walks out to center stage in a spotlight, wraps himself in the Amnesty International flag, kneels down, and weeps uncontrollably “for political prisoners everywhere.” At 16, I was a little more gullible and…

“a long-dead wife-beater”

Boondock Saints. I remember watching it in high school and it being, in the words of a Midwestern teenager in the 90’s, “totally badass.”

This movie was overrated 20 yeas ago, probably hasn’t aged well. Plus, this was one of those good but brutal “if you’ve endured it once, you NEVER need to see it again” movies, like Requiem for a Dream.

she’s vastly more skilled than any woman who has ever thrown hands

“Body camera footage told an entirely different story: An innocent man gets shot in the head when the conversation gets heated.”