10 minutes in. That’s when I spit out my drink.

In more ways than one, because that thing looks a lot like a Mazda CX-3 to me.

That’s a good point. How about this?

In other news, wtf is with pullquotes in Kinja? Good lord.

So, how does the NAS get infected? Is there a chance that backing up your existing data is going to contain the malware, so that you’ll end up re-infecting yourself?

I used to (and still do, occasionally) do a James Brown thing.

wait whose new WHUT NOW?

I just want to add to your list of asks, “and do it all without bullshit ‘surprise mechanics’ and loot boxes.” And guess what?

Ten families have volunteered as tribute!

Oh what in the ACTUAL fuck now.

Pictured: Antonio Brown in contract negotiations.

Take your goddamn star.

This sounds like a potential Chuck Tingle book.

Also it’s your birthday and you’re supposed to get a free drink?

(warning, I am not a lawyer)

I wanted to star this, but I just couldn’t bring myself to screw up the count.

I fear you’re wrong, and pray you’re right.

It’s just you. YOU’RE AWESOME.

Bamber played opposite Freema Agyeman on Law & Order UK, which is why my pet fan theory is that the show is actually a secret BSG / Doctor Who crossover and nobody can convince me otherwise. 

Oh fuck no. Yeah, I have asthma too and I will smack someone.