My kid, who cares virtually nothing for football, watched that on instant replay, saw Brady stare at his empty hand as it came forward, and said, “Aw, look at your sad, pathetic hand!”

No offense to Donnie Yen, who is still the man, but I always thought of Wei Shen as being a pretty young guy, certainly not yet in his thirties. Yen is in his fifties. I guess they’re aging up the character?

God damn them too.

I asked Madam Secretary if she could just let us know where she’s likely to drop an f-bomb, and she said

We do nearly the same thing, just organized slightly differently. Each of us have a checking account which is ours for spending money. Every pay period, each of us have our employers deposit a set amount  (call it an allowance, if you like) in our respective checking accounts. The rest goes into the “house” account.…

You know, the thing that stood out to me about this piece is that it made absolutely no reference to O’Reilly’s politics. I don’t think it really had to, since he’s odious enough without having to drag his awful fucking politics into it.

Alternative: ask your kid how their day went, but accept whatever answer they give you in the spirit in which it was intended.

I had this fight with my mom a good 20 years ago, and she still doesn’t get it. We were talking about some friends of mine (a married couple, male and female, who are both bi) and she said, “I don’t know how a bisexual person could get married. I’d feel like I was constantly denying part of my sexuality.”

Why do so many douchebags wear blazers in the airport?

The GOP weren’t about to abolish CHIP. They used it as leverage against the Dems and played it well.

“Yeah hon, gimme a Big Dick Nick, a bag of Cool Ranch, and a Black Cherry Wishniak.”

Yeah - the devil is kind of in the details there:

I’m a Philly native and as likely as the next guy to be rooting for the home team, but even I have to admit that the phrase “Bortles Bowl” is fucking delightful.

I think the first order of business here is to find out if Dr. Ronny/ Ronnie Jackson actually exists.

Uh huh.

Before Simmons most blogs were simple online diaries that were personal in nature and not really meant to be shared. Simmons changed all that.

Wait, why are we hating on Tegan Jovanka now?

For those of you asking how they think they’re going to make a profit:

My next door neighbors have a pair of Newfies and they are unbelievably adorable. Every once in a while I see them hanging out, just as pleased as punch, lying down in a couple inches of snow in sub-freezing temperatures with occasional wind gusts.