Yeah - I find myself using a variant of this in a non passive aggressive kind of way. The variant I prefer is usually “Per our discussion on (date here).”

See? That’s an example of the value of an accurate agenda. :D

“Do you have an agenda for this meeting?”

I know that the phrase passive-aggressive is being used sorta tongue-in-cheek here, but as far as I’m concerned there are no meetings that should happen without agendas. I’ve had managers who asked me to flat turn town meeting invites from other teams because there weren’t…

Why limit it to just eating when you could be preparing food there?

I am somewhat embarrassed to say that I remember Roar, although I never did see a complete episode.

And the worst part is that they pivoted hard because they’re trying to squeeze in more microtransactions.

I posted a brief #metoo recently, without going into details.

Maybe brown locals* (with their paperwork in order) should start asking Rusty for change at the gas station. After a week or two of getting calls to deport people who all turn out to be legal immigrants and/or US citizens, ICE will conclude Rusty is no longer a reliable spotter for “illegals”.

Reminds me of yet another reason why she was the boss:

Mind if I ask the general area where you live?

Around here, those gas-pump ads are pretty rare. I stumbled across one recently and was genuinely bewildered. For reference, I live near Valley Forge, PA. Also, I should add that my driving habits are pretty regular, so there are really only frequent fewer than a…

This has never felt more appropriate to me.

In a statement released on Thursday, Meade School District Superintendent Don Kirkegaard wrote that he was “appalled and disgusted” by the racist message, which was spray painted on a car as part of an unsanctioned “car bash” activity ahead of Sturgis Brown High School’s homecoming game against the Pine Ridge School…

I was about to get all high-and-mighty on you, but the truth is I only know what the 25th amendment was because I used to watch The West Wing pretty regularly.

Honest question: Did you like Empire Strikes Back the second time you watched it?

...in real life, mid-level bean counting women are not smarter at accounting than their CEO bosses. Women don’t become hateful upon finding out their husbands are running a massive profitable drug empire, they become filled with tingles and respect for him.

it’s funny that when I was a kid, we used to prep for long trips by making new mixtapes. When I was grown, we used to burn mix CDs. And now I go on Google Play Music and go, “I dunno, gimme 500 songs that sound like kinda like these” and download them over wifi to SD so I don’t kill my data plan later.

...what?

That is exactly what I thought. I would drive that around wearing the most hideous suit from 1987 that I could possibly find.

Can someone explain, for a guy with a very low Kevin James threshold, but an interest in Leah Remini due to the whole Scientology thing, exactly what the fan beef with her is? Did she not get along with the actor who played the wife or something?

(oblig:)