Hey everyone, czargarble had a great idea and you should read it. (ha ha, see whutidid thar? :D )

Yeah, right there with you. Thanks for understanding what I meant.

Note - I am not a lawyer.

You can be white AND be Jewish. Pretty sure that “Jewish” is not a race, like white or black.

Wait - you’re just gonna drop an “I went to the ER from overdosing on tomatoes” and not follow up with the rest of the story? Party foul!

Yeah, sadly that is basically any kid between the ages of 2 and 4.

My wife and I live about a ten minute drive from where this happens. At one point, a red pickup truck passed us and she had me follow it for a half mile - for what reason, I don’t know, it’s not like we had any idea whether it was this guy’s car.

Tell you what - you go mix a porter with ginger beer and report back, and that can be your contribution to this article. :D

Thank god for closed captions, that’s all I’m saying.

Oh come on, don’t be a dick. By that logic, why even write the article?

Primary Tip: Don’t let my husband near chicken. He once threw a whole cooked chicken breast into the vitamix with heaping spoonfuls of curry powder and pulverized it into a grainy soup-like substance .

What do you think most aeronautical autopilots do?

My kid is generally very good about this, but forgot one time (of course, the time I wasn’t there to remind her). She was at a friend’s house, and her friend had a terrier. The terrier was very cute, and very small, and very not into being picked up, which my daughter would have found out without getting bitten had…

Well, like I said - I’m not saying she’s a good or sympathetic person, just that it’s obvious she’s not crazy about her husband.

The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.

There was a Pepsi variety too! It was called Pepsi Kona.

No, there’s still room to make a joke about this that isn’t completely evil. For example:

“Remember how Jared Kushner was supposed to be solving the opioid crisis? I think another family member is subtly gunning for his position.”

If you’re ever free to talk about it, I’d be really interested in that story. Likely Jason would be too.

...or alternatively, bailed on procedural generation entirely.

Holy crap.