I just - it’s like Freddy Mercury could see into the future and said, “Someday, some guy who mains Lucio on XBox One Overwatch is gonna need a theme song to go along with Lucio’s sonic based attacks, and I’m gonna write it for him.”

God DAMN she is a tough lady.

No worries, I don’t.

Those will never ever get old.

I’m also 180, but I want to point out the following from the original article (emphasis is from the original.):

You might want to check out Steve Justa, who is... well, he’s a little bit crazy. But in a good way! I think. Anyway, he wrote this book, which is about lifting heavy things in places that aren’t a gym.

Now looking for a book called The Banana Stand.

Yikes.

This kind of shit is my nightmare. My daughter is 11 and sorta revels in her nerdy weirdness, in ways that I adore. She’s way braver than I was at her age. But I live in the fear that someday some stupid clique of self-entitled douche classmates will decide to make an example of her for being off-beat one day and that…

Almost 100% more stable. I mean, except for that horse thing from the story.

Nope. I want those two to go off to some cottage somewhere and make lots of cute septuagenarian sexagenarian love.

Shh! Don’t summon the sheeple!

Zing.

I can’t find the link to it now, but I once read an interview with... I think it was George Armitage, the director of Grosse Point Blank. He described how they shot this fight scene, which took place between full contact karate champion Benny Urquidez and John Cusack.

Those ices kind of are the bomb, aren’t they. Now I want one.

Today a couple of guys in my office eye-rolled these allegations and suggested that they were being made up for media attention, and it was all I could do to not explode.

Oh, good one! Subtle.

It’s funny - I have no idea why I sweat so much. Suburban Philadelphia isn’t generally considered a super hot climate, so unless my mom just kept me swaddled to an inch of my life... oh wait. That’s completely plausible.

Who thinks that? Everything else being equal, I’d still rather the racists be out of power than in.

Yeah, except that Gohmert would eat the glass because he’s fucking crazy, whereas Ryan would eat the glass because he craves the sweet release of death.