I didn’t kill my sow!

Aw, man. This game was on my radar almost solely because I’m from the Philadelphia area and wanted to see how the local flavor held up. Probably not worth it if it’s really this bad, though. Feh.

Exactly. Noah isn’t criticizing a woman for not being sufficiently incensed about the hateful shit that comes out of Trump’s mouth. He’s criticizing a journalist who asked a question, got an obviously bullshit answer, and whiffed on it completely.

It was truly terrible.

MORPH OVUM OR GTFO

To be fair, they don’t really have to involve numbers, dates, or times. Last year I did a “Whole 30" - the only number involved is the amount of time that you do it for, and that’s flexible.

Watch Serena Williams’s Snapchat story about getting sick after eating fancy dog food, then follow Serena Williams on Snapchat.

FYI for USA-based readers:

(watches. makes to-ast.)

-1 no nice red uniform.

FINISH HIM!

Depends. A royale wit cheese?

RuPaul’s Drag Race.

“Lighten up, Vladimir” is going to be my new go-to replacement for “lighten up, Francis.”

Right, and the “millions of dollars” the band, glee club, etc. bring in.

DAT GOALIE THO.

iAnal will be Apple’s first sex toy.

I was never really a math kid, but the geometry proofs were the only math problems I really liked.

WINSTON: “Hanzo, what is best in life?”

Mmmmm... no. No, you haven’t.