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@NeverMindEdith is a hero, and don’t let anyone tell you differently, girl.

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It depends on what I’m doing. If I’m sorta mindlessly cleaning or doing something that doesn’t require concentration, pretty much anything goes.

This comment is my everything.

If you don’t have sour milk handy (and lets face it, most of us don’t plan on letting our milk go sour in the first place), you can make something like clabbered milk by adding a little bit of acid to your milk - lemon juice or white vinegar both work.

Paging HamNo...

First you guys run that Aaron Rodgers story with a bonus video of Bradford throwing a total lemon, then you pile on Tim Tebow. Are you guys trying to kill your Philly based readers?

Coincidentally, “Hymen Splendor” is the name of my next album! Drops on iTMS and around the world next weekend, stay tuned.

(looks up from latest “this is why the Eagles are fucked” article in local news and sees this story.)

Just wanted to stop by to thank all of the responses on this one. Now I have a new dilemma - whether I want to blow the money on another game. ;)

Full disclosure - I actually did a Whole 30. Depending on who you ask, I may have done two of them.

Okay guys, serious question:

I am a middle-aged gamer who has avoided Destiny partially because of the numerous complaints about the reward structure on its release, and partially because I don’t reliably have chunks of uninterruptible time that I can dedicate to games, which seems like a deal killer when so much of

Or a Wes Anderson movie. Ralph Fiennes discreetly ushers the server away and berates him for his lack of subtlety before going off to shag the elderly matron seated in the corner, behind the folding room divider which was brought in specifically for her.

I’m going to share something truly embarrassing about myself: it wasn’t until I made it to college that it occurred to me (read: until someone pointed out to me) that there were lesbians around in the 1930s-1950s. I had been taking a course on noir film and literature, the topic veered to LGBT representations in film

That is possibly the most elegant burn that has ever been delivered in fewer than 140 characters.

But... I mean, you realize that doesn’t make any sense, right? It’s like saying, “This isn’t a problem, because look how many millions of people go to the hospital and don’t get deported.”

So... you’re saying that this doesn’t happen very often by comparing the number of hospital visit related deportations, to all hospital visits recorded over that period?

I am right there with you. I’ve been married for over fifteen years now, and my wife still doesn’t understand why I occasionally disappear for a few minutes when we have many guests over.

Yeah, I did a double-take when I read that too.

Using Uber: It’s a mistake.