Uh. Is this a shout-out to Richard Stallman? Because that would be interesting.

You know, over-promising and under-delivering is one thing. If someone promises you something awesome and you get something mediocre, it's a shame, but it's not shocking.

At a guess, I'd say that Nolan advocates drinking a quart of whole milk upon completion of your Super Squats workout of the day.

You're lucky that Cox is that inefficient.

You're lucky that Cox is that inefficient.

Props for your suggestion, but minus a few thousand points for dissing the incomparable Cynthia Rothrock.

Smoooooth.

Jesus, yes. I find the super-cheerful thing really annoying, but since I haven't yet figured out a friendly way to say "Hey - it's okay, you can chill the fuck out, you're still getting tipped," I just smile and look like a dope.

They only seem to care about Latinos whenever elections come around whilst during the off-season claiming skinny Mexicans are running across the border with cantaloupe-sized bags of weed around each ankle.

This doesn't even feel like a real GG story. Where are the doxxings and threats of sexual violence against women?

Well played, sir. Well played.

Here you go:

Agreed - it is very good.

A couple years ago I was in a staff meeting which involved over a hundred people . We had pizzas delivered since we had blocked it out over lunch time - probably around twenty pizzas.

And now I know what "gannet" means. Thank you, sir!

The Codex is full of information about the culture and people that you visit. When you take the right party members along with, they often wind up discussing something about the area you're in - sometimes it's just "Wow, that's a lot of nothing" when you're in the desert, but often it's something more relevant. Every…

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My first Inquisition play-through was with a female character who pursued Cassandra. I had deliberately avoided relationship spoilers, so I was genuinely surprised when she was shot down because Cassandra is straight. She eventually wound up with Cullen, but I always pictured her pining for Cassie a bit.

I have been That Guy. I didn't even realize it until a guy driving behind me honked his horn and cursed me out a couple of winters ago. I felt like a douchebag and haven't made the same mistake since.

Yeah, that's true.

There is. Major events that cause the plot to advance in a significant way are called out with a glowing green rift icon. Pretty much everything else is a side quest which generates power for the inquisition, loyalty, or loot. Or just plot.