Pfft. As a long time Eagles fan, let me assure you that while we may only be able to feel pain and anger, our senses of pain and anger have grown preternaturally accurate to compensate. We can feel shades of betrayal and frustration that most folks don't even realize exist.

Hmm. I wonder how we'll be celebrating.

Kablamy, you must be feeling a little blindsided right now. Chin up - it's not bad advice, even if it may not be as applicable to people who have chronic self-esteem issues.

Consider the name, though: a keg would sit there perfectly.

Oh well. Worth a shot.

"The look is hard Space Western — think Blade Runner, but with dirt roads."

I had that album on cassette. I may have to snag it back again very shortly...

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

I think that if ever anyone has deserved to win the prize, you do now. Bravo.

Seconded. From the abstract:

Seconded. The only two downsides are that a) it's a pain to carry it and a drink, and b) some of my friends now get disappointed when I don't bring it.

Okay - first, "ha ha, only serious" response, and only because I've heard that question many, many times.

Perhaps they could branch out into doing breast cancer screenings?

So, the missus and I are watching "Cabin in the Woods," and Very Special Guest Star Signorney Weaver comes on the PA system in the movie (if you've seen it, you know what part I'm talking about). And immediately, my wife says, "Time for lunch... in a cup!"

My daughter is 7, and this is slaying me right now.

Have a Griddler. Love my Griddler. My Griddler is my friend.

Creative differences. Brian wanted to focus on gadget buying advice, Jason Chen wanted to focus on putting electronics in his pants. I'm told they still do the occasional nightclub gigs together, but you have to know where and when to look.

"Sammy baby" is the nickname that most of my friends use for me. In video games, though, I usually go by Sigil. It's a throwback to when I was a kid playing Dungeons and Dragons, and thought that the spell "Sepia Snake Sigil" sounded beyond awesome.

Word.

@Gadesen, I felt the same way - additionally, the VFFs made heel-striking so uncomfortable for me that I compensated very quickly.