Here's my hypothesis. Zayn is objectively the “hot one.” You are now free to submit evidence confirming or rejecting this hypothesis.
NO. Incorrect. Negative. Zayn>>>>>>>>The Weeknd.
“Demi Moore pays for her dog’s acupuncture! Did you guess $700?”
Um, isn't Bella Hadid dating The Weeknd? Sorry, Mark. The Weeknd > Loser Zayn!!!
Clapback Thread:
Is it okay to admit I like Enya? Will I get banned from hanging out with the cool kids? I have always loved Enya and I am a straight up metal head / heavy goth addict. She just melts my insides with that ethereal voice of hers.
Fetty Wap is sooooo cute. I wish he could be my boo thing and make pies for me. I’m not sure I would use the word feminist but certainly, very strongly pro-female. Speaking of, my other favourite pro-female songs by men are Ludacris What’s your fantasy and Beanie Man Dude.
Our hot new Prime Minister is still aiming to bring in 25000 refugees before the end of the year, though he is getting some push back from the more conservative Canadians. Meanwhile cities big and small across the country are starting to prep empty schools and army bases for housing. We can do this!
These people are fucking amazing. Some American “Christians” could learn a thing or two from them, I think.
What a wonderful way to start married life. Generous hearts and balanced priorities. Couples have survived with less? I wish them all the happiness in the world. They’re responsible for some of it.
Kim Kardashian’s still angling for that million-dollar choker, right?
The juxtaposition with the Kardashian story below is so striking...
Losing Millihelen is the Deepest Cut of all.
Damn I loved this blog. Long may it live in our hearts and minds! Jane, thank you so much for giving me the chance to contribute; it has been an absolute pleasure.
I actually love Fifth Harmony but someone needs to send their stylist back to the club in 2002.
This was an Unconscious Coupling.