Are you suggesting that an American naval base typically doesn't have a homicide rate comparable to Juarez? Interesting.

I always assumed that The Big Bang Theory (while a middling sitcom) was somehow better than its CBS brethren. It's not. In an alternative timeline, Rules of Engagement could of become a cultural phenomenon and ratings juggernaut. While TBBT quietly goes off the air after 100 episodes.

Don't they have one female character who looks like she should be an Assistant Manager at Hot Topic? Does Hot Topic do a lot of cross promotion with NCIS?

He is like a Latino Dane Cook. They both seem like funny enough dudes to be around if you were at a party, but there talent does not match up with their level of success. I don't get it. Jeff Dunham is another one. He comes to my town about once a year and everyone loses their minds. I feel like a victim of sleep…

Technically Brynn didn't kill Newsradio. She killed Phil Hartman. But I see your point.

Warburton was on Newsradio?! Was this during the Jon Lovitz season? Because I never got around to watching that one.

Liar. Nobody walks anywhere in Los Angeles.

NCIS was the number 1 show for like a decade. I have never seen an episode, nor can I name a single actor on the show. There really are 2 America's.

I respectfully disagree. Rules of Engagement is AS GOOD as any other CBS sitcom. Big Bang Theory and 2 and a half men included.

What?! No obligatory Breaking Bad reference?

Close. I live in New Mexico a magical land where Gabriel Iglesias is everyone's favorite comedian and nobody knows who Louis CK is.

The general viewing public, really like Happy Madison products. The AV Club snobs (myself included) are not indicative of most people's viewing habits. For example at my place of employment most people know Nick Offerman, not for his role on Parks and Rec, but for his role on The George Lopez Show.

*Illegal immigrant Muslim space lizard

God forbid a Democrat has a speech writer.

I'm not a communist, so I don't listen to public radio.

I still remember the great dissolve exedus of aught 13. And now it's like it never happened. I wonder what happened….

Did Rabin leave The Dissolve, because he saw the writing on the wall? Or did The Dissolve "dissolve" because Rabin left?

Not since Obama became president.

The answer is maybe. Her actual birthday is unknown. When she was adopted by Mia Farrow. The doctors estimated her age as between 6-8. Either way, cheating on your girlfriend with her (adopted) daughter, especially when you played the role of "step dad" for over a decade, is kind of shady, but is technically not…

That was always my problem with Clueless. 16 year old Cher Horowitz ends up getting with her 21 year old stepbrother, and no one, not even her dad, has an issue with it.