I didn’t choose the post-apocalyptic life. The post-apocalyptic life chose me.

I wish this was in the end of the companion missions.

Lamar Odom: The Game

This is probably a real problem with the car-buying British public.

If I was forced to watch Josh McCown start for the Browns every week, I’d be an alcoholic too.

I will ALWAYS think “Drew won 11 bucks from Draftkings

I think it’s because the camera is ever so slightly panning down. God if he doesn’t look like he’s on wires though.

Brah looks like a happy Ivan Drago!

Pfister? Hell...damn near killed her.

I enjoy how UFC makes it very clear who you’re supposed to root for.
“See these two attractive, blonde people up front, who take up 70% of the poster? They’re the good guys. These two people, barely visible in the back? Fuck them, we want them to lose.”

Don’t do meth, kids.

Coming Soon: Thursday Night Fights on The CW!

Sage Northcutt sounds like a brand of bacon or chewing tobacco.

People, learn from this.

Well, nowadays they simply x-ray many vehicles. You heard that, giant-ass x-ray machines at the borders.

so many poop jokes