What did the mother hope to accomplish by doing this?

This could be spectacular.

I will be crushed if it’s not Olynyk or Kyle Korver. Because reasons.

Crack journalist Kevin Draper

Important update:

The fifth was just music, sweet music. On another note, MOTD burn on Twitter:

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

I need a cleanup after the 2nd, 3rd and 5th goals.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Is this guy wearing sunglasses indoors standing in front of a flat screen TV playing an actual Flo-Rida music video? So much douche bag going on in this article I can’t take it.

Brees really reaching great heights to be listed with 4 other guys that went #1 overall.

Das Uh-oh.

Okay, I definitely feel better now. Cheating was part of Old Volkswagen’s culture. You can’t punish New Volkswagen for the mistakes of Old Volkswagen, right?

Vikings GM: “$20,000 a game?! I won’t have it! I’ve never felt more violated.”
Voice from the shadows: “Oh really?”
Vikings GM: “God Damn it, Smoot! Get out of here.”
Fred Smoot: *Looks dejectedly at double ended dildo*

On the other hand, Krawczynski is a great value, worth 35 points before double/triple letters and words.

Sorry, I meant to say:

Knowing their accuracy record, I expect this shot to miss.

Buffalo Wild Wings Bartender: [flips switch that causes the first half of next week’s game to continue forever ad infinitum]

As a 49ers fan, I’d rather they just ban 49ers games.