The German Tiger II analogy is too true..

Born and raised, and the second I retire I'm going to Montana to freeze for the rest of my life. If I can make it out of here

“Ifeanyi tended to the music: Z-Ro and Slim Thug, Big Moe, Lil’ Keke—a far cry from the twangy tunes that Butler, a Texas native, grew up liking.”

This is always been a huge “male-bonding movie “ with me and my dad: “hell, a Russian doesn’t take a shit without a plan son.” “You’ve lost ANOTHER submarine Mr. Ambassador? This is getting to be quite embarrassing.”

I just started crying in Houston. Correa played the best game a rookie could possibly play, and then the bullpen problems rears its ugly, completely incapable head. Goddamnit.

Why stop at 2? 4 F-15’s for more fun! Haha

Just make sure my exgf is back in KC visiting family first

Did you even watch the second season of True Detective? Greek tragedy aside Antigone is a doomed name Haha

Hilarious. Never seen that before. Really drunk.

Ok see I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the Panther tank. I'm guessing it's some kind of flashback to Reznov and the Vorkuta brainwashing. But I can't figure out what exactly it could be.

1. So all the black ops are supposed to have some sort of linked together narrative, right? So is this “John Taylor” another victim/continuation of the brainwashing from black ops one? Because it sure would explain my next question.

GAHHHH WHAT

I bet it’s Legs off 45...Chevron right there. Also I’m imagining that Miata hitting that esplanade hahahaha

Well that’s good to know. Thanks!

What in the FUCK did I just watch?

Man that's a bit of an overreaction to the new Porsche E-concept

He’s acCELERATING!!!!

But actually, how do people read this shit and go, “that’s logically how people close to (Celebrity x) would talk, because it doesn’t sound at all like they are all androids and/or sociopaths”

Ahhhhh my mistake

Best attack I’ve seen by a member of the Goodell clan in years.....I’ll see myself out.