Blah blah they all look the same yada yada -mrblerg

It sucks, but there is a benefit to all this shit: if for some reason Mettenberger gets in the game one of the two times we play the Titans(it’s not like Mariota has a great chance to survive behind that line), we may see a live decapitation on the 50 yard line of NRG stadium. Why do selfies make Watt so upset? He’s…

I live in Houston, I’ve been going to the Texans games since inception of the franchise(bonus: I’m NOT fat like the rest of the city) and I still dislike all this gloryboy bullshit with Watt. Some friends worked as training camp assistants a few years ago, and they all came back with stories of Watts rampant…

Such a funny episode. The little “....Ike?” The teacher gives at the end kills me every time.

I went to the national championship, and as a LSU fan it was glorious, Jason Whites legs were made of matchsticks and he looked nothing like a Heisman winner, still a close game. Yet the part that stood out was the next day or so was my father yelling at the tv, “that’s such bullshit! If you don’t play in the damn…

And maybe some form of a top. I’m picturing her riding around town as is, man that would be distracting. Wrecks everywhere

1 measly point, you bastard! Haha yeah I figured something like that was true. Still come on down to the Bayou for the loudest stadium known to college football and revel in the madness that is a LSU Saturday night game. Watched a senior Tim Tebow open the game with two consecutive false starts once, seen the Richter…

I hate that Clemson claims that whole Death Valley thing. LSU’s stadium is older by a few decades and is way louder and harder for opponents to come in and win at. Fuck Clemson, Baton Rouge has the real Death Valley. Mostly because fuck Clemson, which is always an acceptable excuse to claim anything.

All I saw was Cake, and immediately I start yelling “WE’RE GOING THE DISTANCE! WE’RE GOING FOR SPEED.” I like to put myself in fictional scenarios clearly.

You were halfway there...Why not a 911 and a Cayenne Turbo/TurboS? The new one actually looks good. And happens to have an insane amount of horsepower and torque for an suv, not to mention AWD

Thank god he's gone, he’s anonymously speedy. Always best linebackers to the edge for first downs if he can get outside the tackle

Can LSU at home do to Auburn this season what it did to Ole Miss last season?

Damn, man. +1

Makes it 10X ridiculous

Goddamnit I called Hoyer over Mallett long ago and I’m still pissed it happened. 8-8 would be overachieving for this team. I can’t wait for the season or game prop bets to come out for the Texans, I’m going with +1.5 INTs each and every game. It's like betting on whoever is playing SMU. Easy money.

That. Is. AWESOME. I watched it 3 times

It’s almost looks like he tripped, his legs get a little tired and his arms started flailing, and any runner knows to keep your elbows tight and driving backwards in sync with your legs. I bet you're right and his body wasn't used to being pushed that last 1-5% the entire race.

Blows everyone away with stupendous leaps in logic

You’re forgetting: “YEAH BABYYYY” proceeds to C4 entire soviet base while mowing down a pile of conscripts, “Cha-Ching!”

Gotta say, that was sweet. Reminds me of the chrono belt for Tanya in Red Alert 3.