1 measly point, you bastard! Haha yeah I figured something like that was true. Still come on down to the Bayou for the loudest stadium known to college football and revel in the madness that is a LSU Saturday night game. Watched a senior Tim Tebow open the game with two consecutive false starts once, seen the Richter…

I hate that Clemson claims that whole Death Valley thing. LSU’s stadium is older by a few decades and is way louder and harder for opponents to come in and win at. Fuck Clemson, Baton Rouge has the real Death Valley. Mostly because fuck Clemson, which is always an acceptable excuse to claim anything.

All I saw was Cake, and immediately I start yelling “WE’RE GOING THE DISTANCE! WE’RE GOING FOR SPEED.” I like to put myself in fictional scenarios clearly.

You were halfway there...Why not a 911 and a Cayenne Turbo/TurboS? The new one actually looks good. And happens to have an insane amount of horsepower and torque for an suv, not to mention AWD

Thank god he's gone, he’s anonymously speedy. Always best linebackers to the edge for first downs if he can get outside the tackle

Can LSU at home do to Auburn this season what it did to Ole Miss last season?

Damn, man. +1

Makes it 10X ridiculous

Goddamnit I called Hoyer over Mallett long ago and I’m still pissed it happened. 8-8 would be overachieving for this team. I can’t wait for the season or game prop bets to come out for the Texans, I’m going with +1.5 INTs each and every game. It's like betting on whoever is playing SMU. Easy money.

That. Is. AWESOME. I watched it 3 times

It’s almost looks like he tripped, his legs get a little tired and his arms started flailing, and any runner knows to keep your elbows tight and driving backwards in sync with your legs. I bet you're right and his body wasn't used to being pushed that last 1-5% the entire race.

Blows everyone away with stupendous leaps in logic

You’re forgetting: “YEAH BABYYYY” proceeds to C4 entire soviet base while mowing down a pile of conscripts, “Cha-Ching!”

Gotta say, that was sweet. Reminds me of the chrono belt for Tanya in Red Alert 3.

Just had a huge fight with my entire fantasy league about moving the draft till a few days after the third preseason games or before. We are drafting before. I’m distraught because I know I’m going to pick up someone like Calvin Johnson and he’ll have an ankle injury and be out for a month. Goddamn the people I call…

Well goodness I was drunk when I wrote this. Honestly that makes it all the more depressing. Has my boyhood obsession with Lambos waned into complete apathy? Me thinks it has.

A boy can dream, can’t he? God I wish you were wrong and it was something groundbreaking, but I feel deep down in my bones you speak the truth. No way it’s even anything unique enough to raise more than one eyebrow slightly and casually remark, “huh, a little bit sharper lines.”

Yeah I had big money on TCU (minus a gajillion points) in the game, got totally fucked. But it wasn't a bad game by any means

I pooped myself when young Testaverde came in against Texas. It went like this:

Ah. Yeah I bet there’s some sort of neonazi Modern Templar meaning to those decals. Some drunk asshat sees this car and thinks, “fuck nazis” and scratches up a Porsche. No one wins.