Goddamnit I called Hoyer over Mallett long ago and I’m still pissed it happened. 8-8 would be overachieving for this team. I can’t wait for the season or game prop bets to come out for the Texans, I’m going with +1.5 INTs each and every game. It's like betting on whoever is playing SMU. Easy money.

That. Is. AWESOME. I watched it 3 times

It’s almost looks like he tripped, his legs get a little tired and his arms started flailing, and any runner knows to keep your elbows tight and driving backwards in sync with your legs. I bet you're right and his body wasn't used to being pushed that last 1-5% the entire race.

Blows everyone away with stupendous leaps in logic

You’re forgetting: “YEAH BABYYYY” proceeds to C4 entire soviet base while mowing down a pile of conscripts, “Cha-Ching!”

Gotta say, that was sweet. Reminds me of the chrono belt for Tanya in Red Alert 3.

Just had a huge fight with my entire fantasy league about moving the draft till a few days after the third preseason games or before. We are drafting before. I’m distraught because I know I’m going to pick up someone like Calvin Johnson and he’ll have an ankle injury and be out for a month. Goddamn the people I call…

Well goodness I was drunk when I wrote this. Honestly that makes it all the more depressing. Has my boyhood obsession with Lambos waned into complete apathy? Me thinks it has.

A boy can dream, can’t he? God I wish you were wrong and it was something groundbreaking, but I feel deep down in my bones you speak the truth. No way it’s even anything unique enough to raise more than one eyebrow slightly and casually remark, “huh, a little bit sharper lines.”

Yeah I had big money on TCU (minus a gajillion points) in the game, got totally fucked. But it wasn't a bad game by any means

I pooped myself when young Testaverde came in against Texas. It went like this:

Ah. Yeah I bet there’s some sort of neonazi Modern Templar meaning to those decals. Some drunk asshat sees this car and thinks, “fuck nazis” and scratches up a Porsche. No one wins.

“Hey baby, how deep is your gopherhole?”

Where do they find these guys? I mean Norwood stopped being an acceptable first name 70 years ago

Oh you, you did good. +1

*vigorous fist-shaking*

You seem like a swell fellow. Really got a good head on your shoulders. Wish more people understood the difference instead of the, “oh my god you shoot animals!!?” Response I get constantly.

Damn you. +.99

What you described until the last sentence is hunting. Utilizing a crew of people to stalk a endangered creature for miles is fucked.

This guy is an asshole, but all the money towards hunting licenses for things such as waterfowl and tags for white tail deer go to setting up and maintaining sanctuaries. At least in the U.S. I can see how some adrenaline junkie going for big game is the ultimate thrill or whatever, but this guy killing multiple of…