Could possibly be the funniest deal ever. The Rangers will singlehandedly be responsible for reviving the Phillies in the long term, while taking on a guy that can sit and chat with Josh Hamilton about who was more relevant 5 years ago. This deal is like if a team akin to the Nuggets talent-wise sent the bottom 3 of…

I had this exact same conversation a few weeks ago when my team was playing the Rockies:

Well, my money is on the Honey Badger being involved in the first player-coach sexual harassment case in the history of the NFL.

Now you’re getting somewhere..whoever is responsible for the Keeping Up with the Kardasians, do I have a pitch for you!

No I totally understand, I did some rouchnecking as a young adult out of San Antonio and my boss always said, “one day I’m gonna open a bunch of Holiday Inns with 50 rooms, charge all the major companies 200 bucks flat rate, and close it all down when the oil taps dry.” Now that commodity prices are falling, makes…

I heard they scrapped that 50 story building up the way in Midland, any truth to this? And at least that area has some sort of industry. I can’t name a thing Lubbock produces

What about chrome trim on something fancy? Like a Bentley mulsanne or a Rolls? I think that's appropriate

That’s one of those food groups that’s fast going in, fast going out. Probably a safe choice you didn't partake

Granted there is always that. That stuff is delicious, and 24/7. Can't beat it.

I’m honored good sir. We would be good friends in this life or any other, I can tell. Gronk is indeed weaved into the many facets of what it means to be American. I just say Wes is country because he went to Texas Tech. There’s nothing to do in Lubbock BUT take Molly and ride horses. It's truly the pit of Texas.

Wes is like the country version of Gronk. I’d be down to take some Molly and throw wads of cash at peasants at the Kentucky Derby while dressed as members of a upscale barbershop quartet any day with that guy.

Isn’t this like the 4th caddie Appleby had fired under bad terms? I know caddies aren't permanent but even Tiger was more genial to his..and he’s a fucking asshole

I think the most horrifying part of it all is the fact it's Bret Bielema and those godawful Nikes on the screen.

Ahhhhhhhh what the fuck why

I get what you're saying, my bad. I just figured he was one of those old volunteers who hand out free umbrellas and bobble heads, so of course he isn't going to give any effort.

Absolutely not, just go watch the video and observe how age makes futile old men of us all. Then giggle at the lack of hustle/ability, and go on your merry way.

Hey man I’ve been to KC, I wouldn’t jump the gun on Cincy judgement here. Still..a valid point with the Marge Shott statement.

Reading comprehension is a necessary skill my friend.

Guarantee his boss gave him Diamond club seats on a night he didn’t want to go, and this is the result. Most of the prime seats at Minute Maid are owned by the bigger oil and gas/real estate/etc companies in the city, not by individuals

Love the halfhearted effort of the old man at the end of his escape..you did good brochure-giving greeter. You did good.