I just..don't understand how the article didn't stop there itself.

Lexus IS-F. Very nearly looks like an IS-350 to the untrained eye. But incredible amounts of fun.

As if public bathrooms weren't intimidating enough...I never want I interact with anyone at an nfl game now. "Hey man that stall is open, please go ahead of me" is now grounds for getting rocked in the face to the point of brain damage.