Uhhhh they have a brand new engine that works just fine in the WRX. Why they don’t just tune that one up to 350+ is beyond me.

Lost in all this was the exchange between Ovi and Sid where Sid says “you fucking fight him” only for Ovi to reply “I’ll fucking fight YOU”.

Ya but the horn gazing is amazing.

Easy now. He’s a talented goon. Being talented doesn’t automatically negate his dirty play.

Gorgeous. The Cayman in particular. THIS is the perfect car for the T application, not the 911.

Real enlightening Ballaban. You should try test driving Hot Wheels for a living instead.

I’m working, I’m not a child glued to my Deadspin notifications.

Sorry everyone is taught not to use double negatives in grade school. I guess you haven’t graduated yet.

“You could be a non-idiot and not draw sweeping conclusions from a single game, like Petchesky does.” - You

Nah. Children are also fragile and I wouldn’t want to see you not grow to your potential.

Your thoughts are as disorganized as the toys sitting on your bedroom floor.

I already explained my logic - which this very site backed up - Vasilevsky stole the game. TB had less than 20 shots and it was Freddy’s first stinker of a game in a while.

Going for the petulant approach now that logic is out the window I see. Let me guess...18-19 yrs old?

Did you watch the Toronto/Tampa game? Toronto dominated them, absolutely dominated them. Vasilevsky single-handedly won that game.

All of it. Boston hasn’t demonstrated any success that Toronto hasn’t - Boston simply has Toronto’s number. That doesn’t make them a bigger threat to the rest of the conference, and they aren’t.

Cooper S 4 door? I went from a WRX (‘05 blob eye) to an ‘06 Cooper S and I much preferred the Mini’s performance and driving characteristics (missed the WRX’s utility no doubt).

Nah.

They can’t ‘hang’ batteries anywhere, motors on both axles to power all 4 wheels. So yeah, this will handle nothing like a rear-engine 911.

Uh that’s not a wagon, that’s a hatchback and there are plenty of good ones out there. GTI, Hyundai’s new N-spec fast hatchback thingy, Civic Type R, Focus RS, hell even a Focus ST.

Which has zero correlation with how high you are. Likely why Ontario enforcement have come out and said ‘we’re not trusting this for shit’ and opting for field sobriety tests instead - truly the only way to get a semblance of an idea as to how high someone is.