The king of fat and gross.

bike accidents that cause hand abrasions affect quality masturbation time.... and that simply will not do.

Deathkart? So it wasn’t just a clever name.

and now here I am ahh...... talking to myself...

If someone were a fan of Tactics Ogre, would they like this game?

All this does is fuel the Penthouse Forum fantasy that there is a chance I’ll get selected to join a freaky-ass sex cult where I can have nasty relations with movie stars..... DAMMIT

Javi Baez is an overrated bitch. write that down.

nothing like watching an effeminate man in skinny jeans jump around because of a video game...

abso-fucking-lutely. the audio cover is worth it alone.

God damned kids and their rock and roll sex parties.

but mostly stupid.

those are tight as hell and i will buy them.

no one’s been that drunk in the press box since Harry Caray.

George Brett Almost killed an ump on the field......

how do you pronounce that last name? Toot-le? Teet-le? Tyoot-le? serious question.

somebody actually said Kanye..... BAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA*inhale*HAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

so wait? Conor McGregor is a giant bitch? NO WAY!

this is what you get when you gut plays at the plate.

shut up whiny bitches.

socks and flip flops. die please.