This article would be so more readable if the comments about the tweets PRECEEDED the tweets, instead of following them.

As a guy who's spent the better part of the last 4 days in an attic trying to repair some ducting and drywall, "fluffy stuff" immediately turned into "blown-in insulation".

If the sound levels are off you could always stick a folded-up piece of paper under one edge.

lol. dumpster diving at pf changs!

I want to ride this so bad. I went to Coney Island last Friday and was sorely disappointed they wouldn't let me ride it yet. I even volunteered to be a guinea pig.

#corrections

I use my french press, too, and don't have any problems with silt. Maybe you need a coarser grind?

Maybe their primary market is the masses, and not bike snobs? And that should be taken as a compliment by you sir, as you appear to know your bikes.

Christ, couldn't you just tell us that your roommate's aunt made $16,500 from home last month after she lost her job?

So when it falls out of your skinny jeans back pocket and you don't notice, will it send emergency services to pick up you lost lock thinking they're picking up your broken body? I'm guessing this thing should have a mount that's bolted to the frame that it interacts with - as well as your phone - so it knows if it's…

Too big? What is this, a stadium for ants?

"Skylock's accelerometers will feel it if you have an accident, and its app will ask you if you're okay. If you don't respond within a certain number of seconds it will automatically call emergency responders and give them your position." - about the point where it started to sound like an Onion article.

Capacitive touch buttons suck in the rain. They should have gone old school for the buttons.

So now not only does my bike still get stolen, but I'm out $250 on the lock as well?

This is the dumbest bike lock product I've ever seen. Truly solving problems that don't exit. Wow, I can press a button on my phone to save me the 2 miliseconds it takes to unlock my lock. That's a useless gimmick that solves nothing. Security feature would be cool if I didn't have to find and sign-in to a wifi…

That is all pointless. Engineer a lock that combines properties of different material types to bust angle grinders/snips/hammers and then worry about adding stupid electronics to it. A guy with an angle grinder turns the lock into a really high tech garbage an filler in 20 seconds.

THANK YOU FOR PUBLICIZING THIS! It has been horrrrrrible trying to get over it between my bro's and I.

House number 1138 ftw!