Since it can't be verified doesn't that NOT make it the oldest bottle in the world. But if we're going by just claims alone, although it hasn't been verified my nipples can actually cut glass. Fuck you for saying otherwise.

I'm sure it is totally legit, I mean, it's not like it's the first time Will.I.Am introduced something that worked out great.

Bacon, ruined.

So just zip the file and you're good to go? HASH checks generally verify integrity of a file, fairly easy to make the file fail a hash check. I'd recommend zipping it with a text file or something to make sure you change the length of the entire file.

Isn't "gooks" a slur against Vietnamese people, anyway?

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

There's something distasteful about how flippant it is. If you were a victim of bank fraud, would you want to be informed via stop-motion animation?

I know it's not actual Playmobil, but "adorable hand-painted figurines on a whimsical gameboard" wouldn't fit.

Do you know what Playmobil is? This is not.

You missed the cemetery, which is very close to the main house :)

I think you just answered your own question. Airbnb is an example of technology being used in a novel (and controversial) way, certainly within Gizmodo's wheelhouse.

Papyrus would be the more egregious crime.

I'd say he noticed a lot late. In terms of defensive driving and awareness, he gets a C-.

Well, a stun gun and a Taser are two different things.

You need to read the article.

Marvelous Camera work there by Lakitu.

I just saw the pictures from the article linked. That is a fairly large burn mark. I just feel that one would have noticed that before it progressed that far. It looks as almost like it started burning him and he left it on for the next two days to progress to that level.

Then I might suggest that the evidence indicates they're not the same material.

Waiters don't prepare the food, cooks do. And typically it's not a waiter that actually does the order-taking and transaction-handling - it's typically the host/hostess. I'm a pretty heavy tipper (I start at 20% and go from there based on service), but I don't see any reason to tip the person that's handing me my food…

This is exactly the kind of stuff nathan fielder does on his show (probably for his upcoming season 2 of nathan for you) and he probably doesn't care what happens in the end or what people think. The genius part of his show was that he would always flip the butt of the joke towards himself rather than the business he…