Up the jerx!

tl;dr; Intelligent-ish White Woman in Jail, Jezebel Angry About It

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think you mean 2 years there, buddy

summary for you: girlfriend got on price is right, made animated gif

it's a plane, flying!!! it's like some sort of majestic metal bird. how does it stay up in the air without flapping its wings? no one knows! truly a miracle!! i can't believe there's now incontrovertible photographic proof!!!

why was this pic photoshopped? and- related— where's the photo credit?

oh my god you aren't kidding

You're missing the joke, Andrew. The graphic is saying -your- wireless works great at your neighbor's house. Not that their router is perfect— that they can get on your internet fine. Which is, sadly, always true.

we'll also be needing some fine Made in America anti-suicide factory nets.

the real amazing thing here is the paper called the "York News Times"

let's just talk about affordable alternatives to kinoflo for film/photography use.

OOOOH she was asking if I wanted to do it "At [That] Moment..." Now I get why she was so upset.

a question/comment about a product isn't generally seen as a "potshot" by many. if i had said, "meeeehhhhh.. why is it GRAY tho omg?" it would have been different— I'm just legitimately curious about the technology and the features they put into it. Not asking for growing fingernails or anything. (although...…

this isn't a board meeting at bebionic. it was merely a comment/question. slow your roll, hombre. this is a gadget blog, it was a comment about this prothesis in regards to using the modern technology around us. having a close friend who came back from afghanistan with one less arm to party with I know that…

exactly the point. building a prothesis full of electrical components there's no reason not to build in basic functionality rather than to have to add a glove or additional pads to the fingers and possibly effect dexterity.

i know this may sound stupid, but i hope they build in some sort of conductive pins so these can be used on touch screens. you know, it's the future and all.

seeing that and maiden and gang of four and then having to suffer through that dogshit music playing throughout the video made me so angry.

probably not of apple though.

yeah this definitely isn't inconspicuous.