So... what you’re saying is that people shouldn’t be able to afford to live where the jobs are?
You’re right, I’ll move back to Yuma and keep my fingers crossed I can find a tech job in the next 6 months. That’s a spectacular plan.

But the salary bumps are not proportional to housing costs. Median teacher salary in SF is $59k, seven thousand dollars higher than it is in Memphis. But median home prices are literally 15 times higher.

God this is a shit take. What about teachers? Firefighters? Service workers? Where the fuck are they supposed to live?

No, I don’t believe Odell was making the team worse. But lord knows I do hate those cancers that do everything you could ask of one thing to keep you alive by performing miracle after miracle, while your doctor idiotically calls 1,000 bubble screens and delayed handoffs into the defensive line.

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

I’m a Raiders fan. Geno Smith started and won games against us in 2013 and 2014. It is seriously the most embarrassing thing about the “deconstruction years” to me.

Labor forgets its class consciousness sometimes, but capital never does.

Americans rush to defend the rich because we are a nation of temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

I’m guessing you also dislike oral sex, getting a raise at work, and eating hot soup on cold days. Not that salt & vinegar chips are necessarily on the same level as those things, but on the general principle that you hate things that are fun and good.

Umm both ketchup and tartar sauce(via the pickles and capers) are made with vinegar. Vinegar is in everything and you should apologize to it.

Oh, Arturo. I’m so sorry.

Closets usually don’t lock on the inside. So you would actually have to have someone lock you in the closet and then have said person come back to let you out when you’re finished crying. What if they have an emergency or want to have their own cry when you’re in there? Then you have to either wait for them to come…

“Robert Mays, I’m a writer at Grantland.com and with me is, Bill Barnwell?!”

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

No.

Twitter is in California, so it’s not part of the real America, therefore it doesn’t matter.

Yoouuu went looking for sympathy follwing another fucking superbowl win and proved correct his central thesis.

You’re garbage. Margary didn’t bring up your dead father. He’s talking about the relentless victimhood complex employed by a group of fans who have experienced more “success” in 15 years than most fans will experience in a lifetime. You’re the fucking trash heap of a son using your father’s illness and death to prove…

When it was 28-3 and I left the game on but kinda went on to other things. I said to myself ‘well you know what? maybe this is ok. Some karmic balance for Trump support.’ But when they came back, I was like ‘this team has obviously made a pact with satan and that’s ok too.’