Why you disrespect him on one hand and then compliment him the next baffles me

The Worm confirms

Beathard. No snark, it’s just better this way, the correct way

Candles huh?

Candles huh?

You remember who won?

After reading this, my groin Perkins up

#FakeTree

I might be late but, it prolly was last years tree but only cause it’s a fake tree. Fake tree is more WVirginiay than anything else.

You play scrabble? I ask cause it definitely does not follow the loosely defined rules of a typical English word.

Ummm you are not reading about Ole Miss, huh?

Fucking TMartin

He felt two typo’s güey

You seem that stupid

Maybe it was whiskey dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or maybe she was ugly

Serious question; Your phone does not autocorrect COLOR for you?

Maybe you read it as, ‘black swirls’

He’s gay. It’s a shame he has to hide it.

Is first plate part of the joke, if so that’s brilliant

Your nose would stop bleeding if you took your finger out of there

Lots of white people