The path of the righteous man is beset by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Just call it what it is. . .69

DeAndre?

Former college QB/minor league OF Jared Jones.

Irregardless... Is not a word.

Jays us! Irrespective or Regardless.

Just say enthusiastic. Enthused sounds like some organic juice with extra vitamins.

Hell of a QB. #MuckCity

Panama City Beach. You can tell by their language

They said Roberto was the second coming, turns out he was just Aguayo

Some said he had a golden foot, turns out it was a rubbertoe

I see what you did there and I agree wholeheartedly; hot dogs are sandwiches

#BlameJameis

Wait, it’s ‘laugh out loud’?

That’s not a pun, it’s THE joke. You only retold the joke. That’s too easy.

Where do you get your Sunday Ticket and how did you cancel it?

Look in the stands.

Everyone in your examples were above average to excellent professionals. CK is not average but mediocre at best. To me, that’s the difference that stands out the most. When is anyone going to say that? Money talks and he is not going to make anyone money. He never was.

Which you won’t see CK doing

When is someone going to step up and say the Colin Kaepersnickerdoodle (sorry about my speaking) isn’t any good at quarterbacking a NFL team? He never really was. Dude played at something like Nevada, in college. I don’t understand how this is always left out of this discussion.