BRILLIANT!

As most of you know, I live in San Antonio. I have more than a few friends who are from Mexico, here legally on student visas, with family who still live in some of these severely dangerous places. For all intents and purposes, Mexico has lost governmental control of it's northern states. I believe there is more…

Oh man, I was just talking about him last night. I has a sad. I'll eat some chili for the Texan tonight.

So long Ray, and congrats on the promotion. Thanks for all the fish(tailing)!

Gear 1... or whatever.

Also, drive a mid 60s to early 70s full sized American car with manual steering and drum brakes all the way around. Your handling will be crap, your braking will be crap, your gas mileage will be crap, and your safety if you get in a major wreck will be crap.

You mean Miata...because the answer is always Miata.

The best thing that could have prepared me to the mean streets were my years of playing racing video games. From Mario Kart to San Francisco Rush, to the Burnout and Need For Speed/Midnight Club/Test Drive/Project Gotham series, I learned a great deal of things.

Space chickens in the sky....

Uhm, I think I know this in a non-official capacity.

Fun fact! The Texas Lone Star Fugitive Task Force and the Bexar County Sheriff's Department both list Jalopnik as a potential data source for vehicular-related identification.

F me, a GRAND for transport fees? Sure is cheaper to "import" a Honda from Ohio than it is to "import" a Dodge from Detroit.

How about "BRaking CAd"? (Bromine and Cadmium as the elements)

Sort of reminds me of the time I wrote this:

In all seriousness, I may hire you for PR.

I think 90% of the market for this car is in Colorado. If you've been there, you know what I mean.

There's something...off about the proportions. Either the axles are too wide or the body is too narrow. Or too much lift.

Must remove air filter housing first.

Miata, and for a long time Honda oil filter locations.

Morgan, by far. Simple, clean, informative. Easily download brochures.